July 27

Last night was fun, me & a friend went to Dave & Busters and I won a huge beach towel, which I really needed for when I go to the gym. They finally have the jacuzzi up and working, after not working for I don't know how long. Daisy De La Hoya (or whatever her real name is) picked London on Daisy of Love last night, the loser rock star as her final choice. At first I was like, are you kidding? Picking him over 12 Pack or Flex? Then it occurred to me, she's a bigger loser than he is, and really, they're perfect for each other. Besides, it will probably be over by the reunion show anyway. I wonder how much these guys are paid up front to go on reality shows? I could use some money now, to buy an AC condenser, and maybe a dining room table. Perhaps I'll be on the lesbian version of the Bachelorette.