February 22

My birthday was great, first I headed over to my Uncle's house for snacks and opened presents, a new watch, a gift card to Best Buy & a wall decoration for my kitchen. Then we went to Red Lobster and stuffed ourselves. After coming home to let the dogs in we went bowling and I won 2 games in a row. Kenny had a chocolate birthday cake for me with a "4-0" on top, I thanked him for no tacky "over the hill" gag gifts, like dentures with little teeth attached or a sign that said "Lordy, lordy Michelle's turning forty" or any of that shit, then I go to blow my candles out and they're trick candles. Lovely! At least the cake was good, we sat around eating cake and watching videos on Youtube, like the Angry Grandpa, classic.