My first day back at work after spraining my ankle. Wednesday morning I was retrieving some files from the top shelf when the ladder went out from under me and I landed on my butt. Hurt my ankle pretty bad, I was on crutches for 2 days, but now I'm able to walk without limping. Funny, I posted on Facebook as soon as it happened and on Saturday I logged into my page after a few days away expecting to have several well wishers telling me to get well soon, but didn't see a single item in my inbox, nobody even noticed. Depressing.
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I care about you little darlin`, i hope you`re back to full strength again soon.
Michelle, heres a hilarious joke to help cheer you up: A geezer is holding a gorgeous sexy naked 18 year-old bird (who he knows to still be a virgin) face down on a bed and he says to her; "And now my dear i`m going to bugger you and then i`m going to sodomize you, but dont you worry, i`m not going to fuck you, thats for your husband to do on your wedding night ! ! !". I love the way that joke combines the visceral power of hard-core porn with the magic and charm of Mills and Boon, its a dichotomy and juxtoposition that most people wouldn`t have thought possible but that joke certainly achieves it.
Great joke Jervaise, it had just a hint of surrealism as well, i fell about laughing, thanks.
My pleasure Michelle, you gorgeous little lustpot.
I wish Michelle would post a picture of herself wearing nothing but a skimpi bikini ! ! !.
I'm not sure anyone really wants to see that.
I do little darlin`, I DO ! ! !.
Michelle, i`m still waiting for that picture of you in the skimpi bikini, please dont disapoint me darlin` ! ! !.
Michelle, you know that com-girl-t that you left over that site called Washed-Up Celebrities on the section about Tara Reid regarding The Olson Twins and Kirk Cameron on Dec 12th 2012 (a belated Merry Christmas by the way), well i was just wondering why you didn`t say anything about Eddie Lydeckers truly brilliant com-girl-t that directely preceded it ?, as far as i`m concerned what Eddie wrote was pure unmittigated genius and completely true in every concievable respect ! ! !. Like i said Michelle it would`ve been nice to have known your opinion on what he wrote as well ! ! !.
Gosh, it's been so long since I've been to that site, I don't even remember. Let me go check it out.
Cheers Michelle, like i said it would be great to hear YOUR opinion.
Er...i`m still waiting little darlin` ! ! !.
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