Friday, February 13, 2015

February 13

I can't believe I turn 45 in a week. How depressing. I'm not even in my early 40's anymore. I keep telling myself I'm one year younger than Jennifer Anniston, she turns 46 this month. Yesterday my new carpet was installed and it looks very nice. The cats are getting used to it. Nothing special planned for Valentine's Day, it's really a stupid holiday. I might just go to the dive bar for some Kareoke like I usually do.

6 comments:

Tony Brubaker said...

Happy Valentines Day Michelle you gorgeous little lustpot, you`re much more tasty than Jennifer.

Joan Collins said...

Its so laughable and embarrassing how Jennifer is still pretending to be 32 even though shes 46, she really should be ashamed of herself for so blatantly trying to con and decieve the public in that way.

Michelle said...

You`re a hypocrite Joan, you`re 82 and yet still pretending to be 50, now THAT is laughable and embarrassing ! ! !.

Joan Collins said...

Yes, i admit it, i am bitter and jealous simply because Jennifer is 36 years younger than me.

Tony Brubaker said...

What always gets on my nerves about the hard-core inserts in the complete uncut version of "They Call Her One Eye" AKA "Thriller: A Cruel Picture" (1973) is that although you can clearly see the dick thrusting in and out of the birds bum and then the chopper spunking all over the birds arse when it pulls out the film-makers unfortunately committed the ultimate cardinal sin of NOT filming it in POV there-by allowing the hideous and horrifying blokes arse to come into shot which always spoils my wank whenever i try to jerk-off to that movie, its a real shame because Christina Lindberg was such an incredibly hot babe in 1973 when the bird was 21 or 22, why oh why couldn`t those silly bastards have filmed it in POV instead then it would`ve been one of THE greatest masturbation-aids of all-time.

Michelle said...

Agreed Joan, that silly queer sod really gets on my nerves as well.